THE SIDE EFFECTS OF SPELLING
Once there was a girl named Lizzy Jane,
Who had quite a lot of brain.
There was one subject in school,
Which she happened to hate, as a general rule.
When the spelling teaching taught the pupils how to spell 'talk',
Lizzy Jane would wish she could take a walk.
Once spelling even gave her the flu,
And her Mom had to feed her an awful brew.
So read this closely and take heed,
Spelling is something you DO NOT need.
Once there was a girl named Lizzy Jane,
Who had quite a lot of brain.
There was one subject in school,
Which she happened to hate, as a general rule.
When the spelling teaching taught the pupils how to spell 'talk',
Lizzy Jane would wish she could take a walk.
Once spelling even gave her the flu,
And her Mom had to feed her an awful brew.
So read this closely and take heed,
Spelling is something you DO NOT need.
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