Interview with Beeper

What is your greatest joy in life?
My greatest joy is the memory of when I kicked Skeeper off his throne, put him in jail with all his friends and became Emporor. I wish I could have stayed Emporor.
What was your most embarrasing moment?
I was SO mortified when I was in boot camp. I was supposed to shoot the hostage goodcar, but instead I shot my nose.
What do you think of Skeeper going to war with you?
I think Skeeper is very stupid doing this. Skeeper should do something less dangerous, like collect stamps.
Which goodcar do you admire most?
None of them. I THOUGHT you knew that.
What would you do if you were not the king of Badside?
I would go and steal the king's place and turn king myself. DUH!!!!!!
Do you know French?
What did you think? Helo-o. I'm a BADCAR.
Do you go to school?
I have been forced to go to school. However, I am not in the classroom after 5 minutes and the teacher usually has a desk up his STUPID nose.
What are your best three tips on how to gain power?
1. Don't pity others.
2. Stock up on weapons of mass destruction. (Examples: atomic bombs, homing rockets, bombs, rifles), and nobody will dare disobey you.
3. Have theatre shows each month and have stupid cars like Baddy Mail be with you. Say something like "You sure are stupid." When the car disagrees, pump him full of bullets to show you have no mercy to those who disagree with you. After the car is full of bullets tell him he is stupid, and if he says he isn't pump him even fuller of bullets. If he still disagrees after 5 more shootings, recycle him.