Just then, the phone rang.
"Hello." Beeper said.
"Hello, this is Apple. We have prime quality windshields, tires, exhaust pi-"
Click.
Beeper grunted and returned to his pie. He was enjoying it immensely until he bit into a bolt.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ring. RIng. Ring.
Beeper picked up the phone. "Hello." he growled.
"Hi, this is Klagbag."The car said in a Gold-like voice," I've been caught by that thug Sinder and I've been put in the badcar jail and I was wonde-"
"Number one, you sound like GOLD. Number two, Gold isn't Klagbag. Number three, there aren't phones in jails. Number four, there isn't a jail in badside. Number five, Klagbag would get himself out of jail, without screaming for help like the sissy goodcar Gold is!"
"But-"
Click.
Beeper went back to his pie. He had been sitting in his chair for approximately two seconds before the phone rang.
"HELLO!!!!"Beeper yelled into the receiver.
"Hello Beeper, this is Skeeper. I was wondering if you would like to come over to my dinner party toni-"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DINNER PARTIES," Beeper bellowed. " SHUT UP AND NEVER EVER CALL ME AGAIN. GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Growling about 'polite' Goodcars, Beeper returned to his chair. He had just sat down when-
Ring. Ring.
"Hello!" Beeper bellowed at the top of his voice."WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Hello, this is Bop. I am invi-"
"SHUT UP AND NEVER CALL AGAIN. THIS WHOLE MORNING'S BEEN NOTHING BUT PHONE CALLS, PHONE CALLS, PHONE CALLS AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Click.
Beeper returned to his now cold pie and started eating.
Ring. Ring.
Snarling, Beeper skidded over to his phone, grabbed it, and, after saying a huge multitude of the worse swear words into the receiver, chucked it straight into his case of medals.
After eating, Beeper went into his TV room and inserted the Goodcar Shooter disk into his game system.
Beeper decided on explosives for his weapon and the game started. Beeper drove over to the goodcars base and went inside. He picked up a missle launcher and a grenade shooter when he was on the balcony of the base and started shooting.
SHKOOZ! SHKOOZ! Beeper fired two missles and hit two cars. He was in the middle of cheering when the words 'Killed Teammates' appeared on his screen.
Beeper swore.
Half an hour later, Beeper's score was 50 kills and Skeeper's score was 125 kills.
Beeper swore and threw the TV out his wall.
At about 5 that evening Beeper came home to find a little car in his cupboard, eating up all his wood.
Beeper was in a very bad mood.
He grabbed the little car, stuffed it into a bowl full of cake batter and put the bowl in the oven.
About ten minutes later, something hit Beeper. Beeper's loaded machine gun was exploding, spraying bullets everywhere.
"OW! OW! OW!!!!" Beeper yelled.
Beeper started to run for his bedroom but suddenly realized that he couldn't because three of his tires were puntured.
Finally the bullets stopped flying. Perfect, thought Beeper. Suddenly there was a huge KABOOM!!!!!
Beeper distincly remembered overloading his oven heat and he fervently hoped that his oven hadn't exploded. He looked behind himself in horror. His oven had exploded, and, worse yet, it had started a small fire.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY, GET OVER HERE!!!!!"Beeper screamed.
After about half an hour, when Beeper's tires had been melted, his kitchen had burnt down, and his computer, TV, and gamecars had fried to black pieces of junk, Sinder arrived.
Beeper later heard that Sinder had wondered what the bright light was, and when he got over to Beeper's house he had laughed and drove away, after telling Dung Beatle about the fire. It also turned out that Dung Beattle had started the fire in hopes of turning king. A bit later Klagbag had come over to visit Beeper and had promptly called the fire department.
Epilogue
The outcome of the fire was that Sinder's house was spotted burning on a late Saturday evening. Dung Beatle was thrown in jail, after having his exhaust pipe clogged up. Klagbag earned a cart full of Skeeper's land mines from Beeper. Beeper, after getting repaired, threw all his neighbors in jail for not calling the fire department, and although they all said they were asleep, they really were laughing their heads off because they loved stealing from Klagbag.
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