Shmitsophrenic-a scitsoohrenic duck.
Phrases
Snowflake nose he's silly.
I will boot this system up.
Don't leg behind.
Drink some punch.
Eye no you're here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Reven.
Raven who?
Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No, cow go moo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Po-lice open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
IBM.
IBM who?
IBM. Who be you?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking me that again. I just told you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
I'm sorry. Why are you crying?
PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT CREATE ANY OF THESE JOKES. ALL BUT THE LAST ONE ARE IN JOKELOPEDIA; THE BIGGEST, BEST, SILLIEST, DUMBEST JOKE BOOK EVER BY ILANA WEITZMAN, EVA BLANK, AND ROSANNE GREEN
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