Have a Happy New Year - Please

Well, merry seventh day of Christmas! I hope that you have a very good rest of the night/year. I just wanted to pop in on my blog to say HAVE A HAPPY/PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR OR ELSE I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND FORCE YOU TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Just joking)

Check Out Fuzzy Slippers - Please!

I think that it is quite ironic that this blog has around 70 posts now and Fuzzy Slippers only has 2! That is why I think that you should check out Fuzzy Slippers - my new blog. The only catch is that I am not giving you it's URL. Once you get to Fuzzy Slippers, please post a comment on it. This is not an advertisment. Oh yeah, it should only take you two clicks from Goose Talk to get to Fuzzy Slippers. Just not telling you which two evil clicks of doom and despair to click;)

MWA HA HA HA HA!!!

I am now officially happy. I now own a cell phone!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! NOW I CAN RULE THE EARTH!!! Not really. Sorry.




I just don't get the point of listing out all the presents I got. Maybe tomorrow.:)

Random Bits of 'Stuff'

I am officially tickled pink. Hardy har har. I doubt you are wondering why I am tickled pink, but I will tell you anyway. You see, I was at my grandparents house all day yesterday. And as I listened to the radio, I learned something very interesting.
FACT 1: Reindeer are one of the few species of animals that have antlers on both genders.
FACT 2: Male reindeer lose their antlers in November.
FACT 3: Female reindeer lose their antlers in the spring.
FACT 4: Whenever you see a picture of Santa's reindeer, they have horns.
Now put all these facts together and you infer that Santa's reindeer are female. That means that Santa's sleigh could very well be run by GIRL POWER!!! Isn't that awesome???
I am just praying that we have a white christmas. I hate brown christmass'!!! I have to make about four christmas presents still, and then I still have to buy one or two - sigh.
For those of you who I have imformed about 'The Person,' he is driving me crazy!!! Why can't he just, like, move to New Mexico or something?
I still hate school - (like that's news) - and so I am totally thrilled about not having to go back to school until the beginning of January 2007. Gosh, it seems like this year has gone so fast.
I feel like I'm writing a christmas newsletter right now. Seriously. I'm getting to old. Too much like my mom - dang. (No offense, Mom.) Like she - Mom - is even reading this.
Anyway, my life has stopped sucking so bad, but it still slightly sucks. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most sucky life, 10 being the most unsucky life, I would rate my life 5.1 - hardy har har.

Oh yeah, one last thing. I'm still semi-obsessed with Tweety Bird, but not as much. To me now, Tweety Bird is just a cute little figure that I used to love, but who is starting to fade into the distance. However, I still love my Tweety Bird pajama pants and shirt:), so I'm not totally over him. I mean what the heck, I mentioned 'cute' earlier, and that is still so true. It's now that I wouldn't kill to have the most Tweety Bird stuff in the world now, although I never would in the first place. Yeah. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!

My Life SUCKS

Right now I am sick. I probably have Strep or something because my throat REALLY hurts. Also, I have no idea what to write about right now.
Today we held my brother's 16th birthday party. He's getting so old, (and gay-ish.) If you this blog post, or my whole blog, sucks, then please right a comment. If you actually, by some miracle, like my blog, please write a comment. If you don't care about my blog, then don't bother writing a comment.



AS YOU CAN SEE, I HATE MY LIFE SINCE IT SUCKS. YOU PROBABLY ALSO
NOTICED THAT I AM VERY DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW. GOOD-BY.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT WORD VERIFICATION THING ON THE 'CREATE A POST' PAGE???

A Little Grammer Check-up, Blogger

This will be brief, because I don't want to spend an hour writing on this thing, but I just wanted to comment on something about Blogger's 'comment' thing. When you have one comment on one of your posts, it says '1 comments.' Now how freaky is that?


BY THE WAY, I AIN'T NO LITTLE OL' LADY WHO LOVES GRAMMAR.


I WAS JUST POINTING SOMETHING OUT!!!


I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHY THEY DO IT THAT WAY, I WAS JUST'POINTING SOMETHING OUT!!!'


BY THE WAY, WHY DO WE HAVE TO TYPE IN THE LETTERS RIGHT UNDER THE TYPING SPOT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO PUBLISH YOUR POST OR SAVE IT AS A DRAFT?

Tweety Bird

I don't know about you, but I love Tweety Bird. You see, the main thing I like about him is that he is cute. (And I think his little 'tweet tweet' is cool.) This year for my birthday, my mom gave me just the cutest little Tweety Bird card ever. A few years ago, she gave me an adorable Tweety Bird valentine card. As you have probably gathered, I am a big Tweety Bird fan.
Right now, Tweety Bird and this blog are causing me to not do my homework. Yee-hah! The bad thing about this Tweety Bird picture is that Tweety's feet and legs have been cut off. But this still is a cute picture.
I sometimes wonder if people think my blog is stupid. I know that if I was just some person who read this blog and didn't write on it, I would have stipped reading this blog a long time ago. But then again, maybe some people do read the works of my mind. Wouldn't if be cool if complete strangers read my blog?

The Crazy Corner? Blechh

I was looking at my 'article' thing, (The Crazy Corner; a Place For Crazies) and it came to my mind what a stupid post it is. I mean, I don't know very many people who would spend their time reading that junk. If I remember right, I wrote 'The Crazy Corner' about a year ago. Which would explain why it is so crazy.
You see, my hypothesis is that last year I was crazy. This year, I am a bit on the 'weird' side, but NOT on the 'crazy' side. I just can't imagine me writing something as stupid as The Crazy Corner. If you can imagine me writing something like that this year, then you had better tell me that.
Last night I played two chess games with my almost-sixteen-year-old brother. I won the first game and lost the second game, except I didn't really care about winning the second game. I only had about five of my pieces left on the board when I put my brother into checkmate. When I lost, my brother had only killed one of my pieces to get me into checkmate. Partially because I only moved my knight the whole entire time. And get this, all my pieces except the pawn my brother killed were in starting postition! How cool is that?
If you actually read this whole thing, then please post a comment on this blog so I know that you actually read it. I don't know how many people read this thing, and I would really like to know how many people do read this. Just no ads, peoples.
Well, bye-bye for now!

Written by a now unsane person, Keely

Yahoo!

Hello, peoples! I finally have my own internet connetion. Correction: my mom and I now have our own internet connection. Yahoo!

HERE TO TALK SANE

It is known in the world that reads this incredibly stupid blog that I can (and do) write incredibly stupid things. That is the nature of most of my articles, but a small percentage of my articles actually are sane. That percentage is probably made up of this blog alone.
Last year at about this time, you will recall me making a very long and stupid list of what I could be for Halloween. I actually was Darth Vader, but my costume really sucked so that doesn't count:). So anyway, if you have any interest in my life and you don't already know, you are probably wondering what I am going to be for Halloween. If you are really nice to me I just might tell you. However, as I will tell you anyway, you don't really have to be nice to me, but it would be nice if you were nice to me. So anyway, I just so happen to be going as a goth this year. Listen to me, a GOTH!!! But, who cares?
So, enough for that. I hate school, nothing new there. This one kid in my Future Problem Solving group in GATE, (not mentioning names), is a idiot/freak/dork. He is always procrastinating, causing our group to suck:-(. He never does anything, and when I tell him to get to work, he uses his new technique. ' "Keely, I don't see you doing any work!" ' Well, I tell you what, I get a LOT more accomplished each day than him. If it wasn't for this dork, I would NOT be behind in GATE.
Right now I am recovering from the flu/a cold/possibly strep. I'm not going into details about that, but basically, I am miserable.
So, enough for today. My librarytime is up (GRRR), and I had better publish this before he notices.

Yes, Sheep DID Know Latin

Just a few funny names in Sheep Latin that I thought you would enjoy:
Arasol Nnaol Urrelbol
Eelykol Aemol Ltionool
Oezol Aldronwol Ullengersol
Evonadol Aykol Agelnol
Aymondrol Eorgegol Ltionool
Asonjol Incentvol Ltionool
Ileyrol Osephjol Yanrol
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Now here are those same names. However, they are slightly altered to be funnier. LOL
Aerasol Noal Urrelabol
Eelykmal Aemol Lotionool
Oezoneol Aldronwol Ullengersol
Avonadol Aykol Angelnol
Aymondayroll Gorgegol Lilliputionpool
Asonjolly Incentivol Lationool
Iryelerol Oshephardjol Yamroll
Harleysole Aykoldacorn Armorfoil
Ausedlineofpolls Aykolled Lateirondrool
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For you bright souls, here is a puzzle for you.
Ihol llaol ouyol reatgol eoplepl. Fiol ouryol amenol siol Evonadol Agelnol ouyol reaol aol reakingfol nnoyingaol ersonpol. Fiol ouryol amenol siol Evonadol Agelnol ouyol reaol aol eallyrol, eallyrol adbol wearsol ordwol ndaol Iol atehol ouyol. Ustjol orfol ouryol nformationiol.
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Uhbol yebol, alyol!!!!!!

I Hate Rain

Obviously, as the title says, I hate rain. I say that because it has been raining nonstop all day. Die you evil rain!!! Anyway, it is raining and it is windy. Those two things are not cool when mixed together. However, I officially will not say (0r write) any bad words in this vlog today.
I am starting to learn the art of touch typing. Sort of. I say sort of because I mean sort of. DU-UH! Anyway, I make lots of errors when I am typing. Not anything to be proud of, but better than not being able to type at all. Something really annoying is that some evil person saw people typing real fast on the Dvorak keyboards and decided that was bad and invented the Qwerty keyboards.
I have changed my name (not) to Kazami Asawchto Ciansomano. OH YEAH!!!

Blat Blat Blat

Okay, I realize that is a REALLY dumb title. A more important title would be SCHOOL. Anyway, school is going well. I have got only one F on an assignment. Oh yeah. Actually, that is the first F I have ever gotten. Which isn't really saying anything, since this is only my second year in public school. I AM A SEVENTH GRADER JUST FOR THE RECORD. Anyway, I got the F in Keyboarding. For you lesser minds, that is like typing on a computer. Which I am not very good at. Ha ha.
Anyway, I turned 12 in August. Which is why I'm not writing on the Crazy Corner like I promised. Anyway, who LIKED the Crazy Corner? If you liked it (which I'm sure you didn't) please post a comment on this article saying you liked it. It has been a LONG time since I wrote on this blog. It took me about a week just to find my webpage thingy. Then it took me another week to figure out how to get to my dashboard. Isn't that SAD?
Dad is thinking about getting rid of all the goats. Yee-ESS!!!!!! Dad and Jason have already agreed on getting rid of the ducks and geese except for Loose. I am so glad I do not live with the goats. That would SUCK!
I know I am not supposed to say that word and I do not care. This is the internet, peoples! Besides, I doubt if Dad and Mom ever read this article. Well, they probably will read this but I don't care. Parents seem to forget the statement that says PEOPLE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!! And I am a person just like everyone else.
Well, with that said, I shall sign of this blog. Until next time, peoples! :)