Vanners the Little Car and the War

Dear diary,
I am finding my life not at all happy at this stage in my developement. Yesterday, Moon, my foster gardian, took me hear to this boarding school. I learned the reason was 'Moon is in the grand army.' Ha! I bet he was just sick and tired of taking care of me.
Normally I don't mind being at the boarding house, the head car Yellow makes things very enjoyable. However, right now Yeller is taking care of us, and he is a pain in the exhaust-pipe; all he talks about is fortune telling. He talks about the 'clairvoyant vibrations,' along with crystals balls and omens. The excuse for Yellow being absent was that he 'had to help Sergent Poolama carry out orders.'
Today, Yeller is going to give a grand speech on fortune-telling. I dread that so much that I am considering running away to badside. I would be put in the dungeon if I was caught running away, but I do not care. Leaving this terrible place, leaving honor and duty behind, I shall do it if I must.
I hear Yeller coming. He doesn't know about my diary; they are forbidden here, and if they weren't they would certainly be read by the head car.
Truly,
Vanners
Vanners closed his diary and put it under his bed as Cat the 'italian' car drove in.
"Signor Yeller would like Bambini Vanners to attend his meeting."Cat said.
"I'M NOT A BLOWN UP BEAN, PEA-FACE!" Vanners yelled." IF ANYONE THE BEAN THEN IT'S YOU!"
Cat fainted.
Snarling, Vanners drove to assembly room. Yeller had just started his speech.
"As we know, everyone," Yeller yelled." The clairvoyant vibrations aide us in crystal telling. You must be very quiet to keep them in the air." he continued, speaking still louder,"I AM GOING TO PREDICT SOMETHING!!!"he started staring into a huge white marble,"CRYSTAL BALL, WHO WILL BE THE KING OF BADSIDE AFTER THE WAR? BUGGIN SHALL BE KING AND THERE WILL BE PEACE AND PROSPERITY IN ALL THE LANDS!!!!!!!"
The cars clapped.
"COME UP HERE, VANNERS."Vanners drove up to the podium and Yeller dropped the ball on his roof, crumpling the metal."CRYSTAL BALL, WILL MY CRYSTAL BALL BE WHOLE FOREVER? YES, MY CRYSTAL BALL SAYS YE-"
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!
Vanners drove as fast as he possibly could off the podium. There were gasps as he barrelled through several cars, broke the ball, and went up to 150mph. He crashed through the door, leaving a huge hole in it, and zoomed up to his room and past Cat, who had just fainted.
As soon as Vanners got into his room he locked his door and shoved his bed against that.
Dear diary,
I am seriously thinking about turning Badcar after this war. Yeller made me so mad-"
Vanners wrote on for a long time after that. He never saw Klagbag throw two sticks of dynamite at his wall, and suddenly, he was sitting on a blackened couch in the living room and bricks and wood was raining down on him.
to be continued...

Weapon report

WEAPON REPORT BEFORE WAR

Beeper's house:
Baloonga shooters:5
Land mines:53
Machine guns:7
Pistols, snipers, and other guns:16
Bullets:10,957
Rocket lauchers, guided missle launchers, and heat seaking missle launchers:9
Ammunition for R.L., G.M.L., and H.S.M.L.:754
THIS REPORT WAS COMPILED BY BADCAR KING BEEPER BADCAR
King Beeper badcar
______________________________
SIGNED, KING BEEPER BADCAR

All other cars:
Baloonga shooters:51
Land mines:250
Machine guns:97
Pistols, snipers, and other guns:34
Bullets:15,720
Rocket launchers, guided missle launchers, and heat seaking missle launchers:4
Ammunition for R.L., G.M.L., and H.S.M.L.: 23
THIS REPORT WAS COMPILED BY BADCAR KING BEEPER BADCAR
King Beeper Badcar
______________________________
SIGNED, KING BEEPER BADCAR

WEAPON REPORT AFTER WAR

King's house:
Baloonga shooters:5
Land mines:11
Machine guns:5
Pistols, Snipers and other guns:5
Bullets:1, 703
Rocket launchers, guided missle launchers, and heat seaking missle launchers:5
Ammunition for R.L., G.M.L., and H.S.M.L.:91
THIS REPORT WAS COMPILED BY BADCAR KING DUNG-BEATLE BUG
KING DUNG-BEETLE BUG
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BADCAR KING DUNG-BEETLE BUG

All other cars:
Balloonga shooters:20
Land mines:7
Machine guns:52
Pistols, snipers and other guns:4
Bullets:0
Rocket launchers, guided missle launchers, and heat seaking missle launchers:1
Ammunition for R.L., G.M.L., and H.S.M.L.:0
THIS REPORT WAS COMPILED BY BADCAR KING DUNG-BEATLE BUG
KING DUNG-BEATLE BUG
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BADCAR KING DUNG-BEATLE BUG

The Deranged Duck

Malfoy, head of the BAD society, or the Breed A Duck, rapped his beak on a stick.
"Attention!" he quacked,"As we all know, the hens have just been let out. Here are the hens each of us will breed. Sweetheart, you breed Eerie. Musket gets Tippy, Shmit gets Badora, and Smut gets Puh-uh. I get Blackie, Purple, Buffy, Lavender, Jumper, Wasp, Quacker, and Booboo."
"Hey!" shouted Musket,"That's no fair!"
"Hear hear!"
There was a great amount of shouting over fair and 'I should be the leader' and 'uh-oh, here comes King.'
Malfoy swaggered over to King Konk and, with an impudent grin, said,"Hi King. Wanna breed hens? Or maybe you could let us breed Comet."
King, who was in a VERY bad mood, basically blew up.
"Don't,"he said, whacking Malfoy with his wings with every word," EVER-LET-ME-HEAR-YOU-SAYING-THAT- EVER-AGAIN!!!! COMET-IS-MY-MATE -AND-I-WILL-BREED- HER-AND-NO- STINKING-DUCK-EVER-WILL-TOUCH-HER!!!!!!!! DO- I-MAKE-MYSELF-CLEAR?!!!!!!!"
"Yes, your holiness. You make yourself as clear as fresh poo-poo."
"AROAR!!!!"King screamed." COMET IS MY WIFE AND IT IS GOING TO STAY THAT WAY AND NO SUCKING DUCK IS GOING TO BREED HER!!!!!!!!!!!"
With that, King bonged Malfoy on the head and threw him straight at Musket.
"SQUOWK!" Musket squealed.
Some time later, Malfoy woke up. He felt awful and bruised and his head was hurting tremendously.
"Lollipop. Me need lollipop. Juice. Ketchup. Duck Meat. Me goona eat King." Malfoy yelled.
"I beg you pardon." A polite Loose-like voice said.
"Loose? Gimme water."
"Yes, this is Loose. I've got some bottled water right here."
"Gimme. How get it?"
"Oh, there was a man who dropped this bottle on the ground and I dragged it over here." Loose said truthfully.
"Fine. Gimme." Malfoy said, dumping the drink down his throat. The drink burned like fire. Malfoy had the impression of the world turning over and suddenly his brain felt fuzzy.
"Wazza madder?"Malfoy asked."Mez gidding a bat feeding aboud thiz."
Malfoy walked unsteadily towards the gate before he copllasped. "Me headz bloing ub."
For the next half an hour Malfoy sat in the gate, muttering things like 'bozzer dat Loo gooz' 'me need a nappy' 'whoz zat' and other phrases.
Suddenly, Malfoy heard a yell. The boy was coming to get a goose and his bike was inches away from flattening Malfoy.
"Helb." Malfoy croaked.
The boy stopped the bike just a second before Malfoy would have been squashed. Then he picked Malfoy up.
"Led me go. Me hasn't done nuffin. I sayd, let me go cuz me ain't appy bout thid. lllet mu-me g-go."
The boy sighed. "Alcohol. I'll have to get you a cure."
He dumped the retched duck in a tiny little pen and went back into the house.
"Hey,"Malfoy muttered," This in't nice. Led me owda here. Me'll murder ya if ya wain't."
to be continued...

ABC BOY

MY BROTHER IS
My brother is
acrid
bigoted
crazy
dumb
evil
fainthearted
giddy
hardhearted
ignoble
jugheaded
knobbrained
lapse
murderous
neglectful
odious
parasidic
queer
rambling
stupid
taunting
ugly
vain
wanton
xylophonefaced
yappy
zany

My Brother 2

My brother is going to blow a nerve if he stays like he is. Today, I went out to chores at 5:49. I saw my brother go into the goose pen at 6:10. I went in at about 6:35. Jason went in at about 6:50.
Now Jason is mad at me because I 'snuck in and left me with half an hour of chores.' Yeah right. Jason came out as he says 'five minutes after I did.' If so, it must take an awful long time to get a goose.
Another thing is the 'I snuck in' part. I'd done what I do in chores, all my tasks, and then I asked Dad if there was anything else for me to do. Dad said he thought that was about it, I asked if I could go in, and Dad said yes.
Then I went in. Jason might not have seen me go in, but is it a crime not to go in without telling Jason first?
Now that I'm in Jason is calling me 'Miss Liar' 'filthy lying girl' 'dirty rotten lying girl' and a lot of other things.
I DON'T think I didn't do all my chores. Jason got out later than me so obviously he would be finishing chores later than me.
Dad has said it's not good for your blood pressure to get mad all the time and I believe that. At the rate Jason gets mad at he is going to explode.

Computer Designed

o o
l l
/l\ /l l l
/ \ / / \ / These people were very hard to make and are very hard to fix.
They are all very fragile,
They couldn't say mile.
They're very hard to fix,
They look like a mix,
Of ls and os and slashes,
They look like they've been in crashes.
They aren't male of female,
They don't have a tail.
And they don't talk and they don't think,
And they never have to drink.
They never've seen a bumblebee,
And they can't breathe or even see.

Beeper's bad day

Beeper woke up one hot July morning, feeling pretty good. He drove out of bed, went to the kitchen, and started eating an extravegant breakfast of wood pie.
Just then, the phone rang.
"Hello." Beeper said.
"Hello, this is Apple. We have prime quality windshields, tires, exhaust pi-"
Click.
Beeper grunted and returned to his pie. He was enjoying it immensely until he bit into a bolt.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ring. RIng. Ring.
Beeper picked up the phone. "Hello." he growled.
"Hi, this is Klagbag."The car said in a Gold-like voice," I've been caught by that thug Sinder and I've been put in the badcar jail and I was wonde-"
"Number one, you sound like GOLD. Number two, Gold isn't Klagbag. Number three, there aren't phones in jails. Number four, there isn't a jail in badside. Number five, Klagbag would get himself out of jail, without screaming for help like the sissy goodcar Gold is!"
"But-"
Click.
Beeper went back to his pie. He had been sitting in his chair for approximately two seconds before the phone rang.
"HELLO!!!!"Beeper yelled into the receiver.
"Hello Beeper, this is Skeeper. I was wondering if you would like to come over to my dinner party toni-"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DINNER PARTIES," Beeper bellowed. " SHUT UP AND NEVER EVER CALL ME AGAIN. GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Growling about 'polite' Goodcars, Beeper returned to his chair. He had just sat down when-
Ring. Ring.
"Hello!" Beeper bellowed at the top of his voice."WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Hello, this is Bop. I am invi-"
"SHUT UP AND NEVER CALL AGAIN. THIS WHOLE MORNING'S BEEN NOTHING BUT PHONE CALLS, PHONE CALLS, PHONE CALLS AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Click.
Beeper returned to his now cold pie and started eating.
Ring. Ring.
Snarling, Beeper skidded over to his phone, grabbed it, and, after saying a huge multitude of the worse swear words into the receiver, chucked it straight into his case of medals.
After eating, Beeper went into his TV room and inserted the Goodcar Shooter disk into his game system.
Beeper decided on explosives for his weapon and the game started. Beeper drove over to the goodcars base and went inside. He picked up a missle launcher and a grenade shooter when he was on the balcony of the base and started shooting.
SHKOOZ! SHKOOZ! Beeper fired two missles and hit two cars. He was in the middle of cheering when the words 'Killed Teammates' appeared on his screen.
Beeper swore.
Half an hour later, Beeper's score was 50 kills and Skeeper's score was 125 kills.
Beeper swore and threw the TV out his wall.
At about 5 that evening Beeper came home to find a little car in his cupboard, eating up all his wood.
Beeper was in a very bad mood.
He grabbed the little car, stuffed it into a bowl full of cake batter and put the bowl in the oven.
About ten minutes later, something hit Beeper. Beeper's loaded machine gun was exploding, spraying bullets everywhere.
"OW! OW! OW!!!!" Beeper yelled.
Beeper started to run for his bedroom but suddenly realized that he couldn't because three of his tires were puntured.
Finally the bullets stopped flying. Perfect, thought Beeper. Suddenly there was a huge KABOOM!!!!!
Beeper distincly remembered overloading his oven heat and he fervently hoped that his oven hadn't exploded. He looked behind himself in horror. His oven had exploded, and, worse yet, it had started a small fire.
"HELP!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY, GET OVER HERE!!!!!"Beeper screamed.
After about half an hour, when Beeper's tires had been melted, his kitchen had burnt down, and his computer, TV, and gamecars had fried to black pieces of junk, Sinder arrived.
Beeper later heard that Sinder had wondered what the bright light was, and when he got over to Beeper's house he had laughed and drove away, after telling Dung Beatle about the fire. It also turned out that Dung Beattle had started the fire in hopes of turning king. A bit later Klagbag had come over to visit Beeper and had promptly called the fire department.

Epilogue

The outcome of the fire was that Sinder's house was spotted burning on a late Saturday evening. Dung Beatle was thrown in jail, after having his exhaust pipe clogged up. Klagbag earned a cart full of Skeeper's land mines from Beeper. Beeper, after getting repaired, threw all his neighbors in jail for not calling the fire department, and although they all said they were asleep, they really were laughing their heads off because they loved stealing from Klagbag.

My favorite Harry Potter Books

I AM TRYING NOT TO GIVE ANYTHING ABOUT BOOK 6 AWAY IN THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!


I like all the Harry Potter books. However I like some more than others. This is my list of favorite ones in order from most like, (for me) and least liked (for me.)

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Likes: I WILL NOT TELL!!!!!
Dislikes: I WILL NOT TELL!!!!!

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
Likes: I think the beginning is good and there's some humor in it.
Dislikes: The end. (Have you noticed I don't like the ends of all the books except for #6?)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Likes: Harry/Sirius.
Dislikes: Pettigriew getting away.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phienowx- Fenux- Phoenix
Likes: The new people.
Dislikes: Umbridge.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Likes: The part where Voldemort returns- sort of.
Dislikes: The underwater task.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Likes: Now that I think of it- I kind of like the end- serves Riddle right.
Dislikes: People getting frozen.

These things I sort of dislike- but I think the order I like them is correct.

If you don't want to hear which chapters I like most in book 6, don't read on.


My favorite chapters were chapters 23 and 26.










I HAVE TRIED NOT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY ABOUT BOOK 6 IN THIS BLOG. IF I DID, IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!

New Words, Body Phrases and knock knock jokes

Shmitsophrenic-a scitsoohrenic duck.

Phrases
Snowflake nose he's silly.

I will boot this system up.

Don't leg behind.

Drink some punch.

Eye no you're here.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Reven.
Raven who?
Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!

Knock, knock.
Who there?
Cow go.
Cow go who?
No, cow go moo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Po-lice open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there.
IBM.
IBM who?
IBM. Who be you?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking me that again. I just told you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
I'm sorry. Why are you crying?

PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT CREATE ANY OF THESE JOKES. ALL BUT THE LAST ONE ARE IN JOKELOPEDIA; THE BIGGEST, BEST, SILLIEST, DUMBEST JOKE BOOK EVER BY ILANA WEITZMAN, EVA BLANK, AND ROSANNE GREEN

Interview with DungBeetle

What is your least favorite nickname?
It depends. I have to say DingBriddle, but DungFace is pretty bad.
What is your greatest desire?
My greatest desire is to become King of Badside. My longest recorded king time was 7.5 minutes.
What do you think of Skeeper going to war with Badside?
I think that I don't really mind as long as I can sieze the throne.
What is your proudest body feature?
The ability to squirt dung is by far the greatest.
What was your most embarrasing moment?
The time when I squirted dung on Buggin instead of Beeper. Although, judging to the fact that Beeper's punishment on me would be awful, it might be a blessing that I missed.

Bad Beak

Snowflake the Pilgrim Gander is standing on really thin ground. Whenever you pick him up he bites you. Not just a pinch, a bite that results in a welt and curses.
If Snowflake does not shape up quickly, he is going to lack a head this fall.
Of course, we had to do something to stop Snowflake from biting us. Which bring us to...

THE DIARY OF SNOWFLAKE THE GOOSE

7-14-05
Today was awful from midnight on. I had dreams where I was just about to eat a huge feast and then a monster devoured me. And my last dream was where my head was chopped off and then I started flopping around before I dropped on the ground, dead.
When finally woke up I saw the human girl walk into the goose pen. She thought for a moment and then started jogging towards me.
"Oh darn it. Time to sharpen up my biters."
"You know, Snowflake," the girl said," if you keep biting everybody, we're going to have to butcher you this fall."
Huh?
"That means you'll be dead. No food, no grass, no life. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!"
HUH?
The girl starts chasing me. After about ten minutes I sure I have won, that I won't get caught, but then the boy comes out.
OH NO!!!!! NOT GOOD!!!!!
Right now I am standing with a few other geese by the straw barn.
The boy comes into the pen on his two wheeled contraption.
"Jason, would you help me catch Snowflake?"
"You sure you want him?"
"Yep."
So the boy helps catch me and needless to say I am caught.
I promptly bite the girl on the arm.
"Hey!"
Then I bite the boy. I instantly realize that was a VERY bad idea. The girl grabs me and puts me in the stinky straw barn, saying word that don't comfort me.
After a minute or two the boy comes back with a peice of duck tape on his finger.
NOT GOOD!!!
The boy proceeds to tape my beak shut. What an indignity!
The girl takes me up in her arms and walks over to the bikes. She and the boy start talking about trading me. What am I, a playing card?
After the boy catches Snowball for the girl, he goes over to the milk parlor. I spend the rest of the morning feeling extremely humiliated.

THE SIDE EFFECTS OF SPELLING

THE SIDE EFFECTS OF SPELLING
Once there was a girl named Lizzy Jane,
Who had quite a lot of brain.
There was one subject in school,
Which she happened to hate, as a general rule.
When the spelling teaching taught the pupils how to spell 'talk',
Lizzy Jane would wish she could take a walk.
Once spelling even gave her the flu,
And her Mom had to feed her an awful brew.
So read this closely and take heed,
Spelling is something you DO NOT need.

Coded Message

HINT:`12=o Five spaces between numbers means that there is the next word. 27=. 28=, 29=!
Message: 8 12 14 22 7 18 14 22 8 25 15 12 20 20 22 9 23 9 18 5 22 8 14 22 13 6 7 8 29
26 15 8 12 28 4 19 22 13 7 19 22 13 22 3 7 15 18 5 22 7 22 15 22 14 26 9 16 22 7 22 9
24 26 15 15 8 28 8 26 2 25 15 26 25 15 26.
















Or say 'you have performed an illegal act. I am calling the police now,' or 'welcome to centenial theatres. We are playing 'snowboard' and fat albert' now.

PICKLES

If you have read my post 'Car Books and Items,' then you will know that this book was written by Pickles, a badcar. Now one day Imp went to the library. He saw that Pickles's book had been checked out ten times. His book had never been checked out. So Imp rearanged the pages in 'Pickles' and went home. The book had read like this:
Pickles by Pickles
INTRODUTION
Pickles are tasty. They are also green. Pickles are of various sizes. They are easy to grow and make. You can live on pickles for a year with help from Skeeper's midnight snacks. Pickles are probably healthy. They are not healthy if the have exhaust fumes on them.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Pickles has a pickle store in Badside.
'Interesting!'- Bop
'I would eat this book if it wasn't plastisized.'- Sinder

Now the book reads:
Pickles by Pickles
fumes on them.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Pickles has a pickle store in Badside
'Interesting!'- Bop
'I would eat this book if it wasn't plastisized.'-Sinder
INTRODUTION
Pickles are tasty. They are also green. Pickles are of various sizes. They are easy to grow and make. You can live on pickles for a year with help from Skeeper's midnight snakcks. Pickles are probably heathly. They are not heathly if they have exhaust

Verse #1 of America the Beautiful by Katherhonk Lee Birds

Oh beautiful for spacious lakes,
For amber waves of grain,
For delicious mud cakes,
On thy fruited plains.

America, America, God shed his grass on honkbags,
And soothe our pain,
With drunken grain,
From bag to shining bag.
-Painfully edited by me

Interview with Beeper

What is your greatest joy in life?
My greatest joy is the memory of when I kicked Skeeper off his throne, put him in jail with all his friends and became Emporor. I wish I could have stayed Emporor.
What was your most embarrasing moment?
I was SO mortified when I was in boot camp. I was supposed to shoot the hostage goodcar, but instead I shot my nose.
What do you think of Skeeper going to war with you?
I think Skeeper is very stupid doing this. Skeeper should do something less dangerous, like collect stamps.
Which goodcar do you admire most?
None of them. I THOUGHT you knew that.
What would you do if you were not the king of Badside?
I would go and steal the king's place and turn king myself. DUH!!!!!!
Do you know French?
What did you think? Helo-o. I'm a BADCAR.
Do you go to school?
I have been forced to go to school. However, I am not in the classroom after 5 minutes and the teacher usually has a desk up his STUPID nose.
What are your best three tips on how to gain power?
1. Don't pity others.
2. Stock up on weapons of mass destruction. (Examples: atomic bombs, homing rockets, bombs, rifles), and nobody will dare disobey you.
3. Have theatre shows each month and have stupid cars like Baddy Mail be with you. Say something like "You sure are stupid." When the car disagrees, pump him full of bullets to show you have no mercy to those who disagree with you. After the car is full of bullets tell him he is stupid, and if he says he isn't pump him even fuller of bullets. If he still disagrees after 5 more shootings, recycle him.

Crazyland

CRAZYLAND
The people are posters,
The goats are all boasters.
We've never heard of patterns or checks,
The milk that we get is measured in pecks.
We need a soft padded room,
Or else our brains shall go BBBBOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

Athena's Eye

This morning as I was watering the geese, I noticed that Athena's eye looked gross. It was mostly closed, with some white foam on it. (No, her eye does NOT have rabies.) Athena can see fine out of her right eye, and I am suspecting that she poked the left one on the fence.
This is not the first eye problem we have had with the geese. Aphrodite, (on the day she died), had been lying against the dirty wall of the brooder. I think she got crud in her eye.
Also, Smut has had an eye problem. His eye got white foam in it, too, and I am NOT sure if he can still see out of that eye. But, who cares? Smut is just a little duck, not a goose or a swan.

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a VERY sore mouth right now. Last night Dad helped me get a loose tooth out. The tooth has been in my mouth for at least 6 months!!!!!!!!!
My gum is still hurting. And I only got $0.50 for it.
Once when I had a loose tooth we lost when I was rinsing my mouth out. I don't know how much money would have got if I hadn't lost the tooth. I think the longer your tooth stays in you mouth the less money you get. It could also be: You get more money if you get the tooth out yourself.
I got the tooth before this one out myself, I got good money for it, and that was my first loose molar.
I now think I have another loose molar!
I only have one more i-tooth to get rid of!
Ha-HA!

Tyranny and Terror

Beeper was extremely exited. Here was the day he had been waiting for for so long! Beeper was going to go into Goodside, knock out Skeeper, and throw him and all his followers into jail. The plan seemed so simple. With Skeeper out of the way, Beeper could claim the goodcar throne and become emperor!
Beeper drove over to his weapon bin. He selected his best baloonga shooter, along with 15 traquilizer darts, a buzz saw, 10 land mines and a smoke bomb. After eating a quick wood 'n hamburger burger at the burger king in Goodside, Beeper drove to Skeeper's house.
Beeper crept into Skeeper's house from an open window. Skeeper was home, Beeper decided, because there was a loud voice blabbing on the phone.
"Yes, do come here, Bop," said Skeeper's voice. "My inner circle is going to meet here in half and hour, so if you could come over now that would be nice. Okay? Bye."
Beeper grinned. In less than an hour he would be emporor.
In half an hour Beeper had hid in the pantry in Skeeper's kitchen and Moon, Gold, Bop, Goody Cop, Smart and a lot of other cars were at Skeeper's kitchen table, along with Skeeper.
As the cars started talking about the new police station, Beeper snuck out of the pantry. Then Beeper threw his smoke bomb at the table. The room quickly filled up with Beeper's favorite green smoke. Then Beeper shot baloonga shots at the cars. About 1/4 of the cars flew in the air and landed in a heap in Skeeper's beautiful cherry cake.
While this was going on, Skeeper pressed a green button a little remote. 12 bodyguards opened the door of the kitchen and drove in.
Beeper immidiately realized the tables had turned. Each guard had a baloonga shooter and a bomb with them. Beeper hurried out of his spot next to P9 and went to the window. And then the guards shot.

Beeper woke up in Dung Beetle's house, feeling sore. He looked down at himself and saw hundreds of bullet holes on himself. Beeper drove out of the house and went to his mansion. Then he nearly fainted. This was much worse than DungBeetle taking his throne or not being able to call burger king booger king.
A banner pasted on the house said 'ALL HAIL KING SINDER.'

to be continuded in September...