Upgrade causes Downgrade
I want you to understand that I don't love Barbie dolls. They are a VERY minor thing that I play with. That still doesn't mean that I can't get one. That's what I was trying to do at Walmart yesterday.
Unfortunately, Walmart has made their Barbie section 'better'. Before, the Barbie section had Barbie dolls in a plastic container. All the barbie would have with her (or him) would be a swimsuit and a cardboard surfboard. The doll would cost aabout $6.
Now, every barbie that's worth getting is in a set. It's either 'Barbie wedding' or 'shrek-loving Barbie' or 'zodiac Barbie.' One of these dolls costs about $15. I have more than $15 but I want to spend my money on a different thing that costs about $25.
The only Barbies I liked had stinky purfume on them and the one and only Ken there looked like a real dope.
The other dolls I liked weren't even Barbies. The problem with them was that they're eyes looked hypnotized. Also, it's NOT natural to have silver plus signs in your eyes.
Crazy Kids act Poorly
When I was in Walmart, looking for a decent doll to get, (by the way, I didn't get one), I witnessed two groups of crazy kids and saw two types of things that had been stolen.
Crazy group one was composed of 3 boys with brown hair and 1 boy with blonde hair. The crazy kids each got a softball and started playing something or other with them in the toy section. The bad thing was that those boys had NOT bought the balls. A little later, I think that someone came to tell the boys not to do what they were doing. The boys dropped their balls and ran off.
Crazy group two was composed of three blonds girls. Two of them had a swordfight with unbought swords and then they paraded around wearing Darth Vader and Batman masks.
I saw two places where things had been stolen. (Not recently.) The first thing was two baseballs that had been stolen. The baseballs came with a bat, BUT the balls weren't there.
The second thing was a marble set. It had come in a plastic bag, but the bottom of the bag had been cut and the contents weren't there.
The things that happen in walmart, especially in the toy section, are crazy. And you see a lot of crazy things when you're in walmart for more than 1 hour.
Crazy group one was composed of 3 boys with brown hair and 1 boy with blonde hair. The crazy kids each got a softball and started playing something or other with them in the toy section. The bad thing was that those boys had NOT bought the balls. A little later, I think that someone came to tell the boys not to do what they were doing. The boys dropped their balls and ran off.
Crazy group two was composed of three blonds girls. Two of them had a swordfight with unbought swords and then they paraded around wearing Darth Vader and Batman masks.
I saw two places where things had been stolen. (Not recently.) The first thing was two baseballs that had been stolen. The baseballs came with a bat, BUT the balls weren't there.
The second thing was a marble set. It had come in a plastic bag, but the bottom of the bag had been cut and the contents weren't there.
The things that happen in walmart, especially in the toy section, are crazy. And you see a lot of crazy things when you're in walmart for more than 1 hour.
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