I have written tiny car 'books.' (Cars as in badcars. Go to my brother's blog at sootcentral.blogspot.com to learn more about badcars.) The books are very short. Here are a few 'books' I have wrote.
Foods to Avoid by the hospital
Introduction If you care about health, do not eat these foods.
MOCOCO Mococo is bad for your brain. Certain cars have suspicions that mococo was made from chemicals.
SMILE CANDY Smile candy has too much sugar and lots of addictives in it. Smile candy makes you very fat.
PLASTISIZED BOOKS Plastic is unhealthy for your body. If you eat plastic you should take an unsick pill.
BACON FAT Bacon fat makes you very fat. It also clogs the thinking track. Fortunantely, bacon fat is rare.
POTATO SKINS Potato skins have dirt on them and it is not good to have dirt in your body.
ABOUT THE HOSPITAL The hospital is in goodside.
'THIS BOOK HELPED ME SLIM DOWN.' - SKEEPER
MOCOCO by Imp
Mococo is a good beverage. It has a whole lot of uses. It is a good stain-remover. However, it's taste is even better. I strongly recommend it. For more information on Mococo, go to ggg.mococo.good.
Mococo is, of course, a very bad substance. It has strange effects. Mococo has coffee in it, but at the same time it is trying to make you go asleep.
Imp made mococo and he ripped up The Truth of Mococo because it strongly urges you not to drink mococo. He also burned all the fish tails in town up, because fish tails cure you of mococo poisoning..
Mococo made many cars fat, and since it has addictives in it, he made a fortune off all the $10 cans.
PLEASE NOTE THAT MOCOCO IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!
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