Yesterday my brother and I gave most of the female ducks (hens) an IQ test. We had a box with 3 openings. We would put a duck into 1 hole. If she went out the large opening she would be a D and would therefore get another chance. If she went through the big opening and the next time she went through the small opening straight in front of the other small opening that we jammed the duck in at first, she would be a SS. Here is the chart of duck results.
S=Smart
D=Dumb
SS=Semi Smart
SSS=Semi Semi Smart
DI=Dumb Idiot
TDWPFTT=This Duck Wasn't Present For The Test
Blackie-S
Badora-D
BooBoo-D
Eerie-SS
Purple-D
Lavender-TDWPFTT (I think she was in the buck pen and Jay and I HATE going in there)
Tippy-SSS
Wasp-TDWPFTT (Jay was to lazy to get her for the test)
Pu-uh-TDWPFTT (Jay might have been to lazy to get her or maybe she was in the buck pen and Lavender wasn't. I think Pu-uh would have scored a D, however, as she is awfuly stupid)
Quacker-SS
Jumper-DI
Jumper was very stupid. Jay tried to put that idiot through the big opening five times. We wanted her to go to the small opening on the left but she went to the one on the right. Idiot. We did that with her 5 times! Then we put her through one small opening and Jay put his arm over the big opening. She came out through the wrong opening. Double idiot. When Jay blocked up one of the small openings and the large opening it took her 2 minutes to go out the right opening.
Overall, I would say that female ducks are in the top ten list for the most idiotic bird species in the world. I would also say that Jumper is in the top ten list for the most idiodic duck hens in the world.
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