Collaborative Stories

I like doing collaborative stories. They work like this: I pass my story to Dad, who passes his story to Jay, who passes his story to me.
These are some of my favorite stories:
My "Jewled Ring - Make Mom Sing"
Imagine giving your Mom this ring. Made from pure gold with a sapphire on top. And because of Mother's Day we're taking price down from $5000 to $1000. And, we're also doing birthstone rings!
Birthstones:
January-onyx
Febuary-topaz
March-limestone
April-amber
May-sandstone
June-obsidean
July-granit
August-diamond
September-marshmellow
October-ruby
November-slate
December-cement
Here's a testimonial from a satisfied customer:
"My mother didn't dream she'd be getting this marvelous gift from me for Mother's Day, and when she sent me off to sell the cow at the market she thought we would be buying food with the money. Boy was she surprised when I came back home with the ring! She was amazed when I told her I had gotten it for only $1000, and was so overwhelmed she broke down and started crying. It was such a touching moment I felt like crying, too.
Jack N. D. Beanstalk
We will even include custom packaging as a special bonus with orders of over 3 rings.
We also will imbed special things in the rings:
January-goose feathers
Febuary-cherries
March-flowers
April-water
May-$50
June-Hummos
July-motherboards
August-apple
September-pumpkin
October-turkey
November-candle
December-bubble gum


My "Beeper and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Beeper yawned. He was really tired, but he didn't dare go to sleep. Going to sleep now would mean packing away his dastardly scheme and unpacking it next Christmas Eve.
Beeper's great scheme was this: He was going to catch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rudolph and hold him for ransom. When Snata came to get Rudolph, Beeper would demand all Santa's toys AND all the elves. If Santa refused, Beeper would hold Santa hostage, too.
"I will be rich by the New Year!" Beeper thought, setting down a book entitled "T'was the Night Before Christmas: A Badcar Poem." The poem read like this:
T'was the night before Christmas,
In Badside and everywhere and Panama Ithmus,
And inside Beeper's home,
In Beeper's great dome,
Beeper was sleeping,
Not one eye was he peeping,
And he was dreaming of Skeeper falling into a pit,
And dreaming of Gold and Bop being hit.
How was he going to catch Rudolph? That was the best part of the plan. Beeper had prepared a specal trap that Rudolph wouldn't be able to resist. The he would substitute an imposter for Rudolph and Santa wouldn't know where the real Rudolph was.
Beeper thought he saw something flying through the sky over Goodside. "Must be old fatso." Time to set my plan into action!"
Beeper pushed a button marked "Decoy" and a spotlight clicked on, illuminating an inflatable reindeer that had long eyelashes, ruby lips, and a red nose. A tape recorder started playing "Hey there Rudolph, I have a secret to tell you."
After a few minutes the something was seen to veer off from its course and come toward Beeper's house.
Beeper watched intently, one tire poized abore a red lever and the other over a bright green button. Beeper activated his high power binoculars, and, looking through them, saw a string of reindeer coming toward him, and at the front was Rudolph.
As Rudolph sped closer, Beeper got ready, spinning his rear tires in anticipation. Just as Rudolph was coming in for a landing, Beeper pulled the lever. At the same time he pushd the button and flicked a switch with one of his rear wheels. A entire section of the roof lifted up like a trapdoor, while at the same time remote lasers that were stationed on the roof fired, severing the traces in two. At the same time a extremely powerful electro-magnet in the hole in Beeper's roof activated. Rudolph was caught by surprise when the traces were severed and therefore was trying to get his legs to catch up with the rest of him. When the magnet activated it caught the sleighbells attatched to Rudolph's harness and drg him down by them.
Before Santa or Rudolph knew what was happening, Rudolph had been dragged beneath the doors, they had snapped shut, and Santa's sleigh and the other reindeer had hurtled off the other side of Beeper's roof and out over Badside.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE CHANGED A LITTLE BIT OF THE LAST PART TO MAKE IT MORE UNDERSTANDABLE